Summer 2025 Blockbuster Flops: Why Hollywood Dropped the Ball
Hollywood’s summer 2025 blockbusters weren’t just bad; they were spectacular dumpster fires with million-dollar budgets. From bad marketing decisions to scri...
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2025
Top Grossing Movies of H1 2025: Hype or Quality?
Introduction: Hollywood’s Cash Cows of 2025
Biggest Pop Culture Fails of 2025: What Went Wrong?
Let’s be honest: 2025 wasn’t just a year—it was an unskippable ad for the apocalypse. If you thought pop culture couldn’t stoop lower, this year came out swi...
Riddick 2004 Review - Vin Diesel’s Dark Sci-Fi Anti-Hero Returns
Alright, folks, buckle up—because we’re diving into The Chronicles of Riddick, the 2004 sci-fi sequel that dares to ask, “What happens when you give Vin Dies...
Pitch Black (2000): A Cult Classic That Shines in the Dark
Before Vin Diesel became synonymous with “family” and physics-defying car stunts, he gave us Riddick a character so compelling that it spawned an entire fr...
Best Underrated TV Shows of 2025 to Binge Now
If you’re tired of rewatching Stranger Things until you can recite every word like it’s your favorite Shakespeare play, congratulations—you’re officially rea...
Action Films with Terrible Physics - A Glorious Mess
If you’ve ever watched an action movie and thought, “Wait, that’s not how gravity works,” congratulations—you’re my kind of people. Hollywood has a longstand...
2024
Worst Movies That Made Millions – Hollywood’s Biggest Scams
Introduction: Hollywood’s Most Profitable Crimes Against Cinema
Lord of the Rings 2021 Analysis: Nostalgia or Necessary?
Lord of the Rings 2021: The Reboot Nobody Asked For
Underrated Horror Films Worth Watching - Sleep with the Lights On
If mainstream horror movies have taught us anything, it’s this: Hollywood loves to throw money at jump scares and call it a day. But for those of us brave en...
Deadpool & Wolverine Review - Marvel’s Desperate Hail Mary
Deadpool & Wolverine Review: Marvel’s Desperate Hail Mary
TV Shows That Jumped the Shark - When Great Went Awful
TV Shows That Jumped the Shark: A Brutally Honest Roast
Inside Out 2 Review - Pixar’s Emotional Manipulation Machine
Inside Out 2 Review - Pixar’s Emotional Manipulation Machine
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Review - Tim Burton’s Nostalgic Return
Thirty-six years later, Burton revisits his ghoulish masterpiece with mixed results - nostalgic magic battles modern Hollywood excess.
Actors Who Phone It In - A Brutally Honest Breakdown
Let’s be honest: some actors don’t so much act as they do loiter in front of the camera, collecting checks like they’re claiming lost luggage at the airport....
Comedy Movies That Aged Poorly – Laughs That Didn’t Stand the Test of Time
Let’s be honest: comedy is a fickle beast. What was gut-busting in 1989 might now make you wince harder than a bad dad joke. As someone who’s seen more movie...
Film Franchises That Need to Die – Hollywood’s Zombie Problem
Hollywood’s Clingiest Exes: Film Franchises That Need to Die
Dune: Part Two Review - Villeneuve’s Overrated Sand Castle
Dune: Part Two Review - Villeneuve’s Overrated Sand Castle
Movies So Bad They’re Good - A Guilty Pleasure Breakdown
Introduction: When Bad Is Actually…Good
Movie Sequels Nobody Asked For - Hollywood’s Bad Habit
Hollywood has a problem. A big, embarrassing, “we-need-an-intervention” level problem. It’s addicted to sequels nobody asked for. You know the type—movies th...
Lord of the Rings Extended Edition 2021 Review - Worth the Marathon?
Lord of the Rings Extended Edition 2021 Review: Worth the Marathon or Just a Very Long Nap?
Streaming Hidden Gems: Are They Worth Your Time?
Let’s be honest—your streaming queue is a chaotic mess of half-watched series, movies you added during lockdown, and that one show everyone told you to watch...
A Quiet Place: Day One Review - Horror Prequel That Actually Works
This origin story delivers genuine scares and emotional weight, proving that not all prequels are doomed to disappoint.
2023
The Equalizer 3 Review - Denzel’s Italian Vacation from Hell
The Equalizer 3 Review: Denzel’s Italian Vacation from Hell
Barbie 2023 Review - Greta Gerwig’s Pink Propaganda Machine
Barbie 2023 Review - Greta Gerwig’s Pink Propaganda Machine
2022
Bad Moms 2016 Review - A Raunchy Rebellion Against Parenting Perfection
Let’s be honest: parenting perfection is a myth, and Bad Moms (2016) gleefully obliterates it with a cocktail in hand and a middle finger in the air. This ra...
2021
“Underworld: Evolution” - A Comically Bad Plot Synopsis
“Underworld: Evolution” - A Comically Bad Plot Synopsis
2020
Welcome to the World of Comically Poor Movie Reviews!
Greetings, film fanatics and lovers of laughably bad cinema! I am Rex Sarcasmo, your guide to the most amusingly atrocious movies ever to grace the silver sc...